Monday 18 June 2012

Are these the most inappropriate wedding cake toppers?

Most couples top their wedding cake with smiling newlyweds, symbolising the long and happy life they are about to embark on together.
Others are far less traditional, using their cake topper to inject some fun into their big day.

But loved up couples be warned, it's a fine line between having a laugh with the symbolic figurine and choosing one that will send your guests running from the reception, no matter how much free alcohol you've put on.
Gotcha: The bride drags her husband along by his jacket
Gotcha: The bride drags her husband along by his jacket
In what could be the most strangest wedding cake toppers ever, these 12 figurines range from awkwardly sexual, with a bride straddling her groom atop the cake or squeezing her new husband's bottom, to just plain awkward, such as a wife standing over her partner who is attached to a ball and chain or a groom dragging his bride along by the ankle.
Many imply the bride tricked her groom into walking down the aisle, while others suggest one of them may have to resort to murder before long.

 

Perhaps hiring a photobooth or adding another joke to the speech is a safer way to lighten up the nuptials.
Slob: The bride stands by her man as he drools while watching TV
Slob: The bride stands by her man as he drools while watching TV

Murder: The bride takes a knife and looks to stab her hubby in the back
Murder: The bride takes a knife and looks to stab her hubby in the back

Drag: The groom drags his reluctant bride by the ankle in this awkward cake topper
Drag: The groom drags his reluctant bride by the ankle in this awkward cake topper

Raunchy: This couple gets sexy atop their cake
Raunchy: This couple gets sexy atop their cake

Arrow: This bride shot her husband with an arrow
Arrow: This bride shot her husband with an arrow

Hooked: This bride hooks her groom with a fishing rod
Hooked: This bride hooks her groom with a fishing rod

Lasso: While this bride uses a lasso to catch her prey
Lasso: While this bride uses a lasso to catch her prey

Oh no you don't: This bride grabs her groom as he makes a run for it
Oh no you don't: This bride grabs her groom as he makes a run for it

Hold up: The groom won't let his wife get away in this awkward figurine
Hold up: The groom won't let his wife get away in this awkward figurine

Cheeky: This bride grabs her fella's bottom
Cheeky: This bride grabs her fella's bottom

Ball and chain: This bride has her groom locked up
Ball and chain: This bride has her groom locked up


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1 comment:

  1. I am looking to buy this cake topper: Slob: The bride standing by her man as he drools while watching tv. Could you help me in finding where I could buy this cake topper. Thanks

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